Jokes!

Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom"

Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

孙子兵法与人际关系

On a sunny sunday morning (10 Mar 2007), I'm back to NACLI (National Community Leadership Institute.

This is the first time I'm attending a course conducted in mandarin at NACLI. Strangely, I was a bit excited and lokking forward to it. Primarily, I'm eager to learnt more about Sun Tzu. Visit Wikipedia for more information about Sun Tzu.

My teacher (王志光)is an experienced veteran who has worked in the Civil Service for many many years. He is around 60 years old. Definitely a wise old man to learn from.

During the 1 day course, I learnt many useful tips on interpersonal relationships. It's importance on the success of our lives in career, family, friendships etc can be summarised as follow:

87.5% - Interpersonal relationships
12.5% - Knowledge

According to research, your success in life is 87.5% dependant on Interpersonal relationships. Start focusing on improving your Interpersonal relationships if you want greater Success in life.

There are many other tips I learnt which you ought to find out yourself by attending the course at NACLI. I highly recommend anyone to attend this course.



先胜而后求战
不要出战而后求胜